You know it's a filler post when you find yourself copying & pasting various AIM conversations.
Enjoy!

*****: why doesn't he like driving
*****: he never told me why
Howslife14: I don't know
Howslife14: I've never been able to figure it out
Howslife14: all I can say is
Howslife14: he's got no drive
*****: does he like get nervous or what
Howslife14: ...yea, my humor's gettin' weak
Howslife14: I need to join an improv group again
*****: hahaha

CuTe lil bRAt167: first nite
CuTe lil bRAt167: we went to the fox 6 sports bar
CuTe lil bRAt167: and dave and busters
CuTe lil bRAt167: he didn't kiss me
CuTe lil bRAt167: cuz he was nervous
Howslife14: drinks an' competition, keep manpoints
Howslife14: no kiss, loss of manpoints
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahaha
Howslife14: handshake?
CuTe lil bRAt167: no
CuTe lil bRAt167: barely a hug
Howslife14: boooo
CuTe lil bRAt167: but i broke the ice
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahaha
Howslife14: major loss of manpoints
Howslife14: at least get a handshake in
Howslife14: or if you're Reggie an' would like to see them again, kiss on the hand
CuTe lil bRAt167: HAHAHAHAHA
CuTe lil bRAt167: your such a flirt
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahaha
Howslife14: how's that flirty?
Howslife14: I look at it as sweet and/or gentlemanly
CuTe lil bRAt167: lol
CuTe lil bRAt167: i look at it
CuTe lil bRAt167: as in
CuTe lil bRAt167: corny
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahahaha
CuTe lil bRAt167: i'd laugh so hard
CuTe lil bRAt167: hard
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahaha
Howslife14: it's cuz I'm old
CuTe lil bRAt167: yeah
Howslife14: now I'm gonna be second-guessing myself everytime I end a date now
Howslife14: well, for at least half a sec
Howslife14: eh, good thing I've got a huge penis for an asian dude
CuTe lil bRAt167: dont tell me that
CuTe lil bRAt167: shiet
CuTe lil bRAt167: lol
Howslife14: hahaha
CuTe lil bRAt167: now when i see you
CuTe lil bRAt167: i'm going to envision a big penis
CuTe lil bRAt167: DONT DO THAT TO ME
Howslife14: an' I'll laugh everytime I see you lookin' down
Howslife14: "You got something in your eye"
Howslife14: if I'm not a flirt, then I'm at least trouble
CuTe lil bRAt167: HAHAHAHAHAHA

So yea, I find myself really liking this one woman...
I don't know her name.
Or anything about her for that matter.
I just see her.
Every night.
Constantly distracts me from what I'm doing.
Online.
Damn that smile.
Damn you girl from the University of Phoenix Ad.

...yea.
Definitely need to start doin' improv again.